Yes. This is it. The one job in the world that all dog lovers will happily lay down for. We can finally die happy if we ever find ourselves surrounded by the one thing that God made that was absolutely perfect. And we get paid for it too? Now that certainly is life. We get to hang around and play with dogs and God it is amazing. We really should have just bought first about doggy day care in Worcester MA.
At least when you are around dogs, you do not get to hear all the annoying and selfish talks and complaints that you would normally hear from humans. You yourself do not even need to talk either. All you have to do is take care of them and love them and play with them.
And they do not talk, which is the best part. All the fluffy goodness and the happy dopey smile on their derpy faces are yours to love and take pictures of. Sure, the slobber, constant peeing and the poop is going to be there and get on your nerves but we do that too you know?
It just is unfortunate for them that they were not made to have some kind of limb that would help them take of it all themselves. If they have the ability to go into bathrooms and sit on toilets to relieve themselves then we would be training hem on it on top.
But as it was, they have four legs and paws that cannot really reach behind their back and a mindset so different from our own. It is our job to do that for me and honestly what is that against the whole happiness you get when being with them? Dogs are amazing and you cannot change our minds.
Now, cat-lovers, do not get upset because we did not specifically say that dogs are better than cats. Because both cats and dogs are better than humans and you cannot change our minds on that. They should be taken care of too but lucky for us, cats do not need us coddling them.
If you live with both and have no humans round to ruin your paradise for you then we would leave you in your peace. Because we understand how peace and tranquility really is and how it is achieved through silence and without the blabber of humans.
Cats and dogs help with that because they are companions that prevent you from going insane in your solitude. And at the same time, since they are specifically NOT humans, they are loads better. In the way that they do not complain and they never have any malicious thoughts, unlike us humans.
They will not use other creatures like how we humans seem to love doing all the time. There is no agenda hidden in a fake smile. There is no intent behind innocent ones. Animals are amazing purely because these creatures are so NOT human. And that in and on itself is reason enough for us to want a job involving them.